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Archive for September, 2007

Soldotna, Alaska

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Sounds like a great place full of really progressive open-minded individuals.

If you share Alice’s sentiments, try replacing the word atheist with Christians, African Americans, Jews, Italians, etc. See if you still like it as much

Letter

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September 23rd, 2007 at 9:24 pm

Posted in Atheism

A rule we should institute immediately.

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“In a perfect world if an officer has to tackle the suspect to make an arrest, the office would be entitled to three free punches.”

– “In a Perfect World” by Jason Love in the October issue of Funny Times.

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September 23rd, 2007 at 4:53 pm

Chris meets Bob Kelly

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Me and Bob Kelly

So this weekend it was Robert Kelly with Scott and Timmy. Bob killed.
I wasn’t sure what to expect having only heard him on O&A, but his stand-up was awesome. He stuck around for pics and autographs, although with both my pic and Timmy’s pic — he insisted on choosing the pose. As soon as the flash finished he wanted to check out his handy work. He really was a good sport and I hurt from laughing when it was all over.

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September 22nd, 2007 at 3:24 pm

Posted in Comedians

Stacy comes to town

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Stacy and Chris

Stacy was one of my best friends growing up. I just love her and her family. It was nice to finally spend some quality time with her and get a chance to get to know her husband Ryan.

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September 22nd, 2007 at 3:15 pm

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I am 73% Optimus Prime!

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I AM
73%
OPTIMUS PRIME
Take the Transformers Quiz

Like Optimus Prime, you are good by nature. But beware because mischievous thoughts sometimes tempt you. You are inspiring, confident, and a natural leader. The Autobots have chosen well. In addition, you enjoy being one step ahead of your friends as far as trends and technology.

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September 14th, 2007 at 9:22 am

This says it all

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god made me

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September 6th, 2007 at 8:46 am

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Chris meets Rich Voss

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Chris Meets Rich Voss

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September 5th, 2007 at 9:31 pm

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